Shohei Ohtani deferring all but $20 million of his money until 2034 is the new Bobby Bonilla contract.
It just feels like the same generation has been trying to crack down on new scaryInternet technologies since the 90s. This is the same generation who used to call me at ISP tech support back then panicking that they had β€œdeleted the Internet” when they had just closed Netscape. Stop trying to control us who understand this shit and get out of our way. Go retire already. It never ends with them.
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