It's our time.

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At this point I can't believe in aliens because America would have found a way to send them our tax money.

My whole department just got laid off. Now what....

I painted my laptop black, so it would run faster, now it just doesn't work. 😅🤣

The military's latest recruitment slogan: 'Join us and lose all your weekends!' We went from fighting for a cause to playing pawns in a game of dollar-driven Risk - and you get to be the cannon fodder.

Zapping a post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw