Cannolis n vibes 🤌🏽

*Slams laptop shut* Me: “Your mom’s a churn risk”

Canned Gatorade slaps 🤌🏽

IF YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THE HANDSHAKE ZONE ITS GETTING A SHAKE AND THATS THAT! View quoted note →

Accidentally shook someone’s hand today, turns out they were just gesturing. King of awkward. Will never live this down.

North End feast season 🤌🏽