Apparently, build your own algorithm is a joke in the normie world

Just had 3 cars ticketed and towed in front of my new apartment for blocking the moving trucks place. Turns out they were all neighbors… maiming friends in the neighborhood already.

It’s such a relief when the surprise “quick chat” meeting your boss puts on your calendar had nothing to do with your black out drunk behavior at a karaoke bar in front of a bunch of executives from your company 🤙🏽

Send it

We are all John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt

Living across the street from a place that slings heat like this is both a blessing and curse

City apartment sized high efficiency washers are just a scam by Tide to get you to do laundry everyday.

GM