Repeat after me I shall not chase meme coins, rug pulls, or dog-themed deceptions. I shall not ape into promises made in Discord basements. For I am a nobleman — forged in proof, not promises. My coin is Bitcoin, sound and sovereign. Let others gamble in Shitcoin Shire; I dwell in the castle of scarcity and code. So help me hash.
What do you think someone who suffered through a financial crisis would think of the merits of a #bitcoin ETF?