Attempting to impress people by sticking my face in stinky things now that getting sick has caused me to lose my sense of smell

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Me: I have to go upstairs to change out my pajamas, I’ll be right back My 2yo: Why? Because you pooped your pants?

Get a 6 pack fast with this year’s lower respiratory virus ab workout

welcome to my brain

Passively aggressively drinking from this on a work call

Programming for bitcoin++ Durham starts in 15 minutes!!