no wife, no house sorry, suit niggers

this cream soda bustin

i don't hear love songs anymore

face tanking two chicken cutlets no seasoning, no sauce i'm literally built different (retarded)

sexy germans on the timeline

you find me a woman with good opinions, i'll show you a woman that shouldn't speak

tattooless women have the grippiest boxes

nuking the precooked chicken in the microwave

2 MORE WEEKS TO NEXT BIRD FLU

nigga's fighting for his life on the shitter