Gonna need some ketamine for that burn.

Apparently states’ rights stop the moment women board a plane with autonomy in their carry-on.

One passed laws for your kids. The other passed his hat for your cash.

Yes, let’s be as unprepared as possible and follow the kooks off a cliff.

Let's hope other universities are watching. https://www.comicsands.com/garber-trump-commencement-standing-ovation?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

He found out quickly... https://www.comicsands.com/nazi-tshirt-punk-festival?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

Whoever made this deserves a medal.

When you can’t outcompete, just ban them. Classic.

Is incompetence a requirement for selection? https://www.comicsands.com/means-surgeon-general-advil?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

Wall Street’s calling him a TACO now—because Trump Always Chickens Out.