Opening doors while firing the people behind them isn’t progress — it’s a PR stunt.

Speaking truth to power. https://www.comicsands.com/vedder-springsteen-trump?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

In fairness, he was probably inebriated when he got dressed.

Dear press: Why do questions of mental acuity activate only with the prior but not the current administration? Asking for a nation.

Bold statement coming from the most incompetent administration we’ve ever seen.

All our love and support to you and your family, Mr. President. https://www.comicsands.com/biden-selfie-cancer?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

No way he wrote this unsupervised.

Brilliant idea! Next they’ll invent seatbelts and call them “freedom straps.”

They’re skipping the whole “confirm they’re here illegally” part. My family and I got no due process when they put us inside a Japanese American internment camp for years because we looked like the enemy.

Thank you, Romanian voters! No Putin puppets!