Russian casualties: 700,000 NATO casualties: 0 Kremlin: “We are fighting this war against NATO”

The problem with appeasement is that you eventually run out of other people’s countries.

When Stalin invaded Finland Soviet Union was thrown out of League of Nations. When the successor state invaded Ukraine, I got a visit from the head of its successor organisation.

Day 972 of my 3 day war. Russian vodka distilleries have been attacked and Medvedev has threatened nuclear war. The 2 are connected. I remain a master strategist.

Day 969 of my 3 day war. North Korea sending soldiers prolongs the war. And as my casualties are 1000 a day, it works out as 12 days. I remain a master strategist.

The Republican Party under Trump is so conservative & Right Wing that they’re siding with a North Korean Stalinist and a KGB agent in our war against Ukraine.

It’s 2030. After throwing Ukraine under a Russian tank, the entire MAGA cult & an increasingly senile President Trump all wonder where China got the idea USA would sit by while they invade Taiwan….

Perhaps I should name a captured town square “the Jake Sullivan war crimes plaza” in honor of his contributions.

There will be peace if 🇷🇺 only gets: Part of Moldova. Ok part of Georgia too but no Ukrainian territory Ok, Just Crimea Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia But no more. Promise 😎