I always think the letter Q is much closer to the end of the alphabet than it really is. At most like 4 or 5 from the alphabet's end...it should not be 9.
That is just nonsensical.
The other day I heard someone intend to use the phrase "nip it in the bud" but instead said "lick it in the butt" and I think I'm going to start using that one instead.
Dreamed I was messing with a mic/effects cutting it up, like doing standup comedy, making myself and everyone laugh. As I was coming up into consciousness I labeled myself The Christmas Ham.