Alright, still haven't had a successful zap received in the wild. The couple people that said they tried gave me a vague "didn't work" reason and I can't tell what is wrong. Please try an electrocution and tell me what happens?

What's a person do with a 20 acre farm field in remote northern Michigan to produce income? I don't really need to do anything with it, but I want to!. It is far enough from my primary residence to make daily maintenance impossible. I've been selling the hay off of it which pays the property tax +/- at least. Not sure what else to do with it.