I'm still deciding what to wear to my living room couch on New Year's Eve. I might not even go. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #NewYearsEve #NewYearsEve2025 #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2025 #DS9 #StarTrek #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #DeepSpaceNine #Klingons

Bonus #Joke Q: What street in France do reindeer live on? A: Rue Dolph. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #SantaClaus #Santa #FatherChristmas #KrisKringle #Xmas #RudolphTheRedNoseReindeer #Rudolph #Reindeer #TheDonnerParty #TheFarSide

She's so happy that she can hardly contain herself. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Halloween #HalloweenMemes #HalloweenMeme #Witches #CookingShows #DanPiraro #BizarroComics

Some religious humor for those of us who didn’t get raptured today. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Religion #PenrhynCastle #Wales #Faith #StarWars #DarthVader #Churches #Architecture #RaptureTok #RaptureDay #TheRapture #EndTimes #Rapture

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes" -- #JimCarrey (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Marriage #MarriedLife #Husbands #Wives #Quotes

Trivia: In a recent episode of #StrangeNewWorlds , astute fans noticed the distinct image of a #Tardis floating in space near the Enterprise. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarTrek #SrarTrekVoyager #DoctorWho #DrWho #CaptainJaneway #StarTrekDay

Not... "Strange"... at all. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #Picard #TNG #SNW #StrangeNewWorlds #Janeway #StarTrekVoyager #CaptPike #StarTrekDay

Bonus #DadJoke Q: Where do #chemists eat their lunch? A: On a Periodic Table. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #Puns #BackToSchool #SchoolDays #School #Parenting #DadJokesOfMastodon #Chemistry #PeriodicTable #NewtonsCradle

Bonus #DadJokes Q: Did you hear about the buffalo who turned 200 years old? A: It was his bison-tennial. Q; What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo? A: A booffalo. Q: What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants? A: It’s impossible to lose weight by eating green grass and salads and walking. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Buffalo #Bison #DadJoke #Puns

The folks at #NewspapersDotCom have sent out a not-so-subtle message on social media. Dictators hate to be ignored-- especially on their special days. Remember to avoid posting about his parade on social media. Try not to interact with people who post about it. Keep the focus (and the algorithm) on things that will take the air out of his balloon, like #NoKingsDay #protests -- and pictures of #dogs . #NewspaperArchives #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #History #AntiFascism #WWII #DutchHistory #NewspaperClippings #TrumpParade #Protesting