Surprise! Nix has a new name, "PuritySpiral." For your convenience, a new module has been added that detects activity that belies any sympathy for capitalism. When active, if you're not using Nix from within a dank, smoky party grotto planning the next Occupy, it shuts itself down. It's always active.

Before we had social media, we knew absolutely nothing about each other, and it was glorious.

I'm looking to join a cult, but all the cool ones forbid drinking, so they're right out.