Tucker Carlson Dumbfounded Why Iranians Protesting Most Amazing Government On Planet
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Tucker Carlson Dumbfounded Why Iranians Protesting Most Amazing Government On Planet
U.S. β€” Political commentator Tucker Carlson expressed confusion after learning that the Iranian people were protesting their own government, sayi...
Somalis Demand Americans Stop Judging Them By The Content Of Their Character
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Somalis Demand Americans Stop Judging Them By The Content Of Their Character
MINNEAPOLIS, MN β€” Representatives of the Somali community issued a statement demanding that Americans stop judging them by the content of their c...
Democrats Say Things Would Be Much Safer If Law Enforcement Would Just Stop Trying To Enforce The Law
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Democrats Say Things Would Be Much Safer If Law Enforcement Would Just Stop Trying To Enforce The Law
WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” Following recent ICE-related shootings, Democrat leaders stepped forward to remind the nation that everything would be much sa...
Anthropologists Discover Uncontacted Tribe In Remote Area Of IKEA
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Anthropologists Discover Uncontacted Tribe In Remote Area Of IKEA
COSTA MESA, CA β€” A team of anthropologists hard at work completing a field study announced that they had discovered a previously uncontacted nati...
With Maduro In Custody, Here Are 7 Other People Trump Should Arrest Immediately
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With Maduro In Custody, Here Are 7 Other People Trump Should Arrest Immediately
President Donald Trump ordered the arrest of Venezuelan President NicolΓ‘s Maduro, toppling a brutal totalitarian regime. But he's only gettin...
Tim Walz Calls In Somali Military To Fight Against ICE
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Tim Walz Calls In Somali Military To Fight Against ICE
MINNEAPOLIS, MN β€” Governor Tim Walz took decisive action to back up his aggressive rhetoric against federal immigration operations in his state b...
Teenager Confused How Parents Still Don't Know Everything When It Only Took Him 16 Years
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Teenager Confused How Parents Still Don't Know Everything When It Only Took Him 16 Years
SALT LAKE CITY, UT β€” Local teen Ethan Gardener expressed confusion this week over how he had managed to learn everything in only 16 years, while ...
Exhausted Nation Wishes Minnesota Would Be Normal For Like Five Minutes
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Exhausted Nation Wishes Minnesota Would Be Normal For Like Five Minutes
U.S. β€” According to sources, an exhausted nation was wishing Minnesota would just be normal for, like, five minutes.
Democrats Demand To Know Why ICE Agents Can't Just Shoot Cars In The Leg
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Democrats Demand To Know Why ICE Agents Can't Just Shoot Cars In The Leg
MINNEAPOLIS, MN β€” Democrats took to social media following the deadly ICE shooting in Minneapolis to demand to know why the agents can't jus...
Democrats Once Again Threaten Civil War To Stop Republicans From Taking Away Their Slave Laborers
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Democrats Once Again Threaten Civil War To Stop Republicans From Taking Away Their Slave Laborers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN β€” For the second time in American history, Democrats are threatening civil war if Republicans do not stop taking away their slave...