🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo's new contract with Al Nassr is massive 💰💸🇸🇦 • €400M/year • €33.34M/month • €7.6M/week • €1.1M/day • €46,300/hour • €772/ minute • €13/second

Americans applying for a mortgage

Just finished reading 1,200 pages of mortgage-backed fartcoin derivatives

In retrospect, this is likely to be the most important development of the year - more important than approval of Spot BTC ETFs last year. The US is legitimizing BTC as an asset class, and institutional grade collateral.

Bitcoin will now count as an asset when applying for a mortgage. You may no longer need to sell your BTC to buy that house, and the US government is now comfortable with taking bitcoin risk on its own books. This is just the beginning. [B2YB @JoinHorizon_]

Prosecutors have dropped attempted kidnapping, arson, and s*x trafficking charges against Diddy

loan underwriters at freddie mac determining if an unemployed teenager has enough fartcoin to secure a mortgage.

That's how they do it

JUST IN: VIVEK RAMASWAMMY’S STRIVE CEO SAYS HE HAS RAISED OVER $1 BILLION TO BUY #BITCOIN "THE LARGEST TREASURY PIPE TO DATE." BUCKLE UP 🚀

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Federal Housing Finance Agency issues order to count Bitcoin & crypto as an asset for a mortgage.