🇺🇸IPHONES STOLEN IN LA NOW SCREAMING AT LOOTERS Looters ransacked the Apple Store at Tower Theatre during downtown LA protests. They smashed glass, grabbed phones, laptops, and whatever else wasn’t nailed down. But Apple doesn’t play. The stolen iPhones were display models. When stolen, they locked up, blared alarms, and flashed this message: “Please return to Apple Tower Theatre. This device has been disabled and is being tracked. Local authorities will be alerted.” Translation: Congratulations, you’ve stolen a brick that tattles. Source: @TheInsiderPaper Media Source: @BGOnTheScene

JUST IN: Rep. Maxine Waters says Americans shouldn’t rely on their own eyes, says there was no violence at the Los Angeles riots. Waters says you should trust her and not all the videos you saw online. “There was no violence. I was on the street. I know … Get it straight. Don't just rely on what you're being told or the few incidents that you saw.”

ELON: “I REGRET SOME OF MY POSTS ABOUT TRUMP” “I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.”

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🔥 RFK JR: “A compliant child must take between 69 and 92 vaccines to stay in school in some states, and not one of them has been safety tested in a pre-licensing placebo-controlled trial. And that is just malpractice. So the people who are in charge of that are now gone.”

NEW: Joe Rogan just revealed that Spotify got calls from TWO FORMER PRESIDENTS after his viral ivermectin Instagram post. Dr. Mary Talley Bowden thought he was joking. “Really?” she asked. “OH YEAH,” Rogan confirmed. “OH YEAH.” Why would two former presidents care what Joe Rogan said about a drug?

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: CHICAGO POLICE DEPLOY BOMB SQUAD DOWNTOWN Police are reportedly investigating after unconfirmed reports that an anti-ICE rioter entered Chicago’s downtown sewers and left possible IED.

GPS data from the Los Angeles riots, per Tony Seruga, reveals at least 309 tracked devices are linked to ultra-wealthy homes worth over $10 million in areas like Brentwood, Bel Air, Beverly Hills, Malibu, Palo Alto, and cities such as New York, Seattle, and Maui. 79% of them reportedly fly private three or more times a year.

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