NEW: French media is shutting down social media rumors that French President Emmanuel Macron was caught with a bag of cocaine during a trip to Ukraine. The moment was caught during a train ride from Poland to Ukraine when reporters entered the room. Macron was meeting with the Chancellor of Germany Friedrich Merz, and UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. Social media users are speculating that Macron was caught with a bag of cocaine, and some are suggesting that Merz was concealing a coke straw or spoon. French media outlet Liberation is now rushing to defend the leaders, claiming there is "no evidence" to support the claims. The outlet is suggesting that the item Macron grabbed was a handkerchief, and the item Merz had was a "stirrer." Any other suggestion is a "conspiracy theory," according to the French outlet.

🚨 DID SCIENTISTS JUST CURE BALDNESS? Forget rubbing donkey hooves on your head. UCLA scientists found a molecule — PP405 — that wakes up sleeping hair follicles and tells them, “Do your job.” In early trials, people rubbed it on their scalps before bed. One week later? Boom — actual hair, not sad fuzz. Thick, terminal strands. The kind you don’t have to squint to see. It blocks a protein that keeps follicles asleep. Turns out, your scalp isn’t dead — just lazy. The team’s backed by Google Ventures and already raised $16 million, which is more than most hair-loss companies make before they vanish in a cloud of regret and beard oil. It’s not FDA-approved yet. But it’s looking way more legit than everything in the late-night infomercial aisle. Sources: SciTechDaily (2025), UCLA, Pelage Pharmaceuticals

Trending.. On the way back from Kyiv, journalists unexpectedly entered the leaders’ cabin. German advisor Merz hid a spoon used for cocaine, while French President Macron concealed a bag of it.

If you HODLed through the bear market - CONGRATULATIONS - you made it. Whatever happens from here is your reward for sacrifice. 🥳

Nakamoto is about to go parabolic 🚀 “It will focus on acquiring and holding bitcoin and is set to merge with an existing Nasdaq-listed company in a transaction that’s expected to be announced early next week”

🇺🇸WALMART’S FASHION IS NOW DESIGNED BY A.I. — SERIOUSLY Walmart built an A.I. that binge-watches TikTok so you don’t have to — and then turns viral outfits into real clothes fast. It’s called “Trend-to-Product” and it scans the internet 24/7, stalks influencers, and crunches global fashion data. Then it spits out full clothing designs (yes, with sewing instructions) in under 1 hour. It used to take 6 months to get a new hoodie in stores. Now? Try 6 weeks. The A.I. even helps pick colors and styles that’ll sell. Next up: A robot designing your makeup, your lunch, maybe your entire vibe. Source: Talk Business & Politics

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Positive headlines from India/Pakistan, Russia/Ukraine, & US/China all in 12 hours. What a day man. Doomers in disbelief.

- US / China trade deal going well - India and Pakistan ceasefire - Putin wants to sit down with Ukraine Bears in disbelief. Fucking send it.