BULLISH!!! COINBASE CEO SAYS GOVERNMENT BITCOIN RESERVES WILL BE AS BIG AS THEIR GOLD RESERVES. IT’S ALREADY STARTING.

BREAKING: CANTOR FITZGERALD-BACKED $3 BILLION MICRSTRATEGY COMPETITOR WILL BE NAMED TWENTY ONE AND LAUNCH WITH 42,000 #BITCOIN JACK MALLERS WILL JOIN AS CEO. HERE WE GO 🔥 🔥 🔥

BREAKING: Undercover footage from @JamesOKeefeIII shows Federal Reserve Principal Economist Aurel Hizmo describing Jerome Powell as “somebody who held the line against, like, Trump” and refused to help improve the economy under his administration. Undercover: “Does Jerome Powell hate Trump?” Hizmo: “Yeah, of course.” Hizmo continued: “He [Trump] wanted to stimulate the economy. But he [Powell] wouldn’t do it. He started raising interest rates—doing the opposite of what Trump wanted.” “We don’t want Trump to be in the government.”

🇺🇸 FERTILITY DECLINE HITS ALL 50 STATES — NEW LOWS NATIONWIDE The US fertility rate dropped to an all-time low of 54.5 births per 1,000 women in 2023 — less than half its 1957 peak of 122.9. All 50 states saw declines between 2005 and 2022. Utah had the sharpest drop at -33.9%, while Louisiana saw the smallest change at just -0.3%. Fertility rates fell for women under 35 and rose for women over 35. Women aged 30–34 now have the highest birth rate at 95.1 per 1,000, replacing the 25–29 group. Top 2022 fertility states: South Dakota (66.5), Alaska (64.9), Nebraska (63.6). Lowest: Vermont (44.3), Delaware (44.9), Oregon (47.3). Source: USAFacts, CDC

Case in point: faking it doesn’t work anymore. Warren can’t do long-form because long-form demands authenticity—and she has none.

JUST IN: #Bitcoin reclaims $89,000 💥

Britain is now arresting up to 30 people every day for online speech-related offenses. No jokes, no memes, no criticism that could be deemed “transphobic” or racially insensitive allowed.

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This moment never gets old

Remember Barry Silbert? The guy who once upon a time had the largest Bitcoin ETF and then fumbled the bag? He's down so bad that he's on a podcast tour telling people how this shitcoin he just found is "the next bitcoin"