“I listen to them, Father. You did well in trusting me.”

you know it’s bad when even C-SPAN is bored

so Zuck, quick question: which one’s “Max” and which one’s “Bitcoin”?

every bitcoiner right now:

3pm EST Capital One Arena Executive Order signing

“Oh my God, Trump didn’t free a magic internet money drug dealer and introduce a Strategic #Bitcoin Reserve - and only those two very very, very specific bitcoin policies that are utterly niche to everyone outside our echo chamber - HE’S A LIAR!! SELL SELL SELL!!”

it’s becoming all too apparent how few bitcoiners actually listen to historical Presidential Inaugural speeches

Oof.

like heading to the local Walmart to pick up your Employee of the Month award while your Mom at home clicks “Buy” on your Coinbase account for $47 of #bitcoin

Foreshadowing Lisan al Gaib 🇺🇸