Citizen’s Bank is the naming sponsor of the stadium for the Philadelphia Phillies. By all accounts, they’re a good sponsor. However, the commercials they play CONSTANTLY during games are dumb. I have no idea what the hell they’re talking about. They’re high production value but the message is vague at best. People seem to take the most inopportune moments to speak to a financial advisor, such as walking down a busy city street. That’s where I make my important financial decisions. #Phillies

The main reason I miss Facebook, which is also the reason I left, was the ability to drop a rant that was too long for a “Twitter” post and not structured enough or even worthy of, an essay. I could just rant. I think a lot of people were amused the way people are amused by someone spinning out. “Oh, this ought to be good. He might pop this time.”

If all these young Bros are so interested in becoming Incels for Trump, I think the least we can do is ensure they get what they want and nobody fucks them.

Is it possible that part of the problem with the Media is that the reporters are too young and don’t know that everything they didn’t personally experience in the last four years isn’t necessarily new or news? How am I seeing headlines claiming that Democrats have a new strategy to ridicule Trump by laughing at him. One, that was the original strategy. Two, it didn’t work. Calling them weird was a new strategy. It was more matter of fact rather than making fun. More midwestern. #Politics

A pedicab in NYC is easily the least enjoyable and most stressful way to get around the city. I did it once because I couldn’t get a cab and needed to get to Penn Station. I got there in one piece, but I’d say this was due to luck more than anything else. In New Orleans, on the other hand, I found them quite enjoyable. Probably didn’t hurt that I was never sober. I also used them a few times in Austin, TX during SXSW, which was a hell of a lot safer than an electric scooter.

That was a good one. #Phillies #MLB #Baseball

Project 2025 is going forward in Republican controlled states regardless of whether or not Trump is involved. The only way to stop is to vote against it. You have to vote a straight Democratic ticket. That’s it. Batter these assholes back to the stone ages from whence they came.

I still believe this video had a big part in winning Obama the presidency.

When Neal Brennan and Dave Chappelle pitched HBO on their series, HBO literally said to their faces, “Why do we need you? We have Chris Rock.”