Bitcoin: beats gold & silver for 14 years πŸ“ˆ Gold/silver bros: "doesn't count, just gambling" 🀑 Gold/silver: beat Bitcoin ONE year Gold/silver bros: "SEE? WE WON. BITCOIN IS DEAD" πŸ†πŸ˜‚
πŸŽ„Christmas Eve🎁checklist: βœ… Hardware wallet charged βœ… Seed phrase secured βœ… Talking points ready for uncle who "doesn't trust digital money" but trusts his bank βœ… Lightning wallet funded for zapping family members βœ… Patience for explaining Bitcoin to grandma (again) Let's do this. πŸŽ…βš‘