Ladies and Gentlemen of the Fediverse. I have just had the finest condiment I have ever consumed. If you have not tried this I recommend it. As someone once noted you will smell colors and hear music through time itself.
Go to Dunkin. Order Decaf coffee because its the evening. Woman hands me cup. I ask if its decaf (it says it is on the cup label) and she said "oh you wanted decaf". Yes...that's what I ordered 2 minutes ago...from YOU...
