Brother and SIL just left. Lots of whispered conversations about the house, where things are kept and probably me being useless.
They're back tomorrow apparently. Exciting times.
Also I forgot to have lunch, which answers the "why am I so hungry?" question.
Beans: "Hi, I'm going to use my very sharp beak to peck every single one of these leg hairs, one at a time"
Me: "Okay, I am going to gently touch your chest"
Beans: "I think the fuck not"
Got Bella a cow hoof while I was getting her dog food and she's delighted.
She just came in to show it to me, do a big happy wiggle and then trotted back outside.