The Event: ICE storms local grocery store, aggressively flipping over every shopping cart with a toddler in it.
The Headline: Radicalized Mothers Bring Children To Violent Riot.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Accordian Bear Blanket. Look at him. Just minding his own business, vibing to the music. Not shooting any women in the face. No wonder women chose the bear.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these National Parks Playing Cards. Get them to remember the good old days of National Parks, before Trump starts selling gold passes so billionaires can drill for oil and hunt bison in them.
