SUPER DAY TO U SLAMMPIGGZ AS WE CONQUER THE REALMS OF MASS AND YOUR MOTHERS ASS HAHA WE THINK BACK TO A TIME WE WEIGHED UNDER 225 AND WE WERE JUST STARTING OUT OF THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE OF YOUR MOTHERS PLACENTA HAHAHA EEEEEEEEEWWWW U JUST READ THAT U DISGUSTING HUMAN 💩 ANYWAY STICK WITH THE BASICS OF MASS BENCH SQUAT OVER HEAD PRESS DEADLIFT CHIN UP/LAT PULL WIDE!! ALWAYS WIDE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS EAT LIKE CONAN AT THE END OF BATTLE WITH VULSA DOOM AND UP YOUR TESTOSTERONE LEVEL BY GETTING LAID…. GOOD NEWS IT ALSO RAISES A GIRLS T LEVELS TO SO BETTER WEIGHT LOSS BETTER MUSCLE TIGHTER TUMMY AND BUM MORE SEX = BETTER BODY ITS SIMPLE ASK YOUR MOM…. WE DID 🤣🤣 #BITCOIN FIXES THIS….. MAYBE 🤣🤣

COZ MUMBO JUMBO IS GONNA HOODOO YOU MUMBO JUMBO IS GONNA HOODOO YOU BOOMALAY BOOMALAY BOOMALY BOOM ….. U HUMANS SHOULD OF REALISED YOUR ANCESTORS PRAYED TO DEATH GODS DID WEIRD AS FUKK RITUALS PERFORMED ALTAR SACRIFICES TO FERTILITY GODS AND THEN MADE WEIRD MUSIC THAT TRIED TO SUMMON ANCIENT WAR GODZ TO DESTROY ENEMIES THATS WHAT BROUGHT U HERE GOING AGAINST IT IS SENDING U TO ZERO IF THAT ISNT ALREADY OBVIOUS IF YOUR ANCESTORS HAD #BITCOIN ALL THE WEIRD SHIT THEY DID WOULD OF GONE TO BITCOIN AND TODAY YOUD HAVE ETERNITY OF GLORY USE #BITCOIN TO FIX WHAT THEY STARTED AND WHAT YOU RUINED IF U DONT KNOW WHAT A WOMAN IS….. ID SUGGEST TO REVERSE COURSE THE GODS HAVE A WAY OF MAKING THINGS HARD FOR U

BEST COOK IN THE HOUSE WE SAW YOUR ALIEN ROMULUS DAMN FINE SEQUEL WE ENJOYED THE CHEST BURSTING, THE FACE HUGGERS OH AND AND THE XENOMORPHS THEY ARE DISTANT COUSINS OF OURS AFTER ALL 8/10 FOR U EARTHLINGS

ONE OF OUR MUTANT KINGZ HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM U TAKE TOP SPOT AFTER U BURN A CENTRE RELATED TO AND INCLUDING GENDER/SEXUALITY OR SOME WEIRD POLITICAL SEX PROTECTION AGENCY WE SIMPLY CONQUER THIS WEIRD UNIVERSE OF HUMANS IDENTIFYING AS ANIMALS AND OFF CUT DEFORMED HUMAN HAHAHA ITS NOT THAT WE CANT STAND IT NO NO ITS THAT IT NEVER SHOULD HAVE EVER BEEN….. IF YOU CONTINUE WHEN WE ARRIVE ALMOST THE WHOLE PLANET WILL NEED A BURN AND CONQUER…. EVERYTIME U OPEN YOUR MOUTHS U TEMPT US AND WE HOLDING MORE #BITCOIN THAN MOST AS WELL POWERFUL ENSLAVEMENT WILL BE YOUR NEW FREEDOM HAHAHAHAHAHA

HOSING DOWN AFTER OUR 22ND WORKOUT OF THE DAY HOW ON YOUR EARTH IS ANYONE GONNA GET TO 17TH BASE WITH YOUR MOM IF YOURE NOT TRAINING 22 TIMES A DAY? HAHA FINISHING OUR #BITCOIN PURCHASE AND OUR SESSIONS FOR THE EARLY ARVO ONE MUST WONDER AFTER A PLACE U CALL BANK…. A GOLD MAN BALLSACHS BOUGHT 500M EAD (EARTH DOLLARS) IN A #BITCOIN EBF (ELECTRIC BITCOIN FUND) AND U FACEFUKKERZ PANIC OVER GERMANY THE 3RD REICH THEMSELVES MOVING A FEW COIN A COUPLE WEEKZ BACK HAHAHAHA NOT EVERYONE IS UP FOR THIS WHOLE INTERNET THING GLAD WE DID THIS MANY YEARS AGO…. COZ U GUYS MADE IT ALL TO COMPLICATED FOR UNCOE BOB AND SEEMLESSLY SIMPLE FOR THE GOLD MAN WITH BALLSACHS WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE…. ITS ALWAYS YOUR FAULT NOW GO PUT ON 20 POUNDS OF MISCLE AND GO WALK THROUGH A SHOPPING CENTRE AND HOPEFULLY MORE THAN JUST THE FAT CHICKS WILL OOGLE AT YOU HAHA

WELL WE ALL DECIDED TO STAY AFTER AN ALL CARS CALLED EVAC AND THE MUTANT HORDE STILL WOULDN’T LEAVE SMELLED TO GOOD JUST TO PACK UP AND GO HOME CANT BEAT EM JOIN EM PLENTY OF MEAT AND VEG FOR ALL NO #BITCOIN NO EAT RULES, SLAMMPIGGZ

BIG FELLA STILL GOIN MIGHT BE A WHILE STAY TUNED THE KITCHEN IS IN HOSTILE TAKEOVER CONDITION SITUATION CRITICAL…. U EARTHLINGZ OVERUSE THAT TERM WAAAAY TO MUCH ID OFFER U SOME LEFTOVERS…. BUT HAHA THIS MUTANT AINT IN IT FOR THE LAUGHZ….. ASK HIM ABOUT #BITCOIN AND HE POPZ THROUGH YOUR CHEST UGLIER THAN THE ALIEN IN ALIEN 4 HAHAHAHAH

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BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFTING MEAL OF THE DAY EAT TRAIN EAT AGAIN GROW OUR MUTANT #BITCOIN ARMY ARENT PLAYING GAMES MEET LOKKJAW 275 PANCAKE STACK AND THIS MUTANT DECIDED TO HIJACK THE KITCHEN AND ENSLAVE ALL THE COOKS WE TALKING ALL CARS CALLED SO FAR ITS A 72 HOUR STANDOFF AND WE THINKING PROBABLY JUST LET HIM FINISH AND HE LL LEAVE EVENTUALLY ALL CARS 🚨 WAAAAY TO SCARED OF OUR FAVOURITE BEAST FROM THE EAST MOFO IS HUNGRY LET THE GUY EAT…..

EVEN OUR FOOTBALL MAKES YOURS LOOK PUNY NO BLOOD RULE WEAPONS ALLOWED CHEERLEADERS ARE ALLOWED TO DATE THE PLAYERS HIGHEST SCORE WINS AND CHEATING IS ALLOWED ALL TICKETS AND FOOD BOUGHT IN #BITCOIN SEEMS LIKE WE GOT IT ALL RIGHT AND EVERYDAY YOURE GETTING JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE WRONG NOW U CANT BREAKDANCE DOWN UNDER EITHER HAHAHAHAHAHA MARSUPIAL ENERGY ISNT WHAT SHE THINKS IT MEANS…. WE ARE OFFENDED FOR THE MARSUPIALS AND WE WILL PRAY FOR THE CREATURES HURT BY HER SELF INCLUSION HAHAHAHAH HOLY FUKK U GUYS HIT A NEW LEVEL OF RETARD BY THE HOUR 🤣🤣