WHILST SCUBA DIVING FOR PIRANHA AND WILD BEEFEATING SHARKZ WE BOUGHT #BITCOIN AT THE BOTTOM ON PLANETTMAYHEMMZ SWAMP WE ARE NOT THE SAME WE DONT BENCH THE SAME WE DONT SQUAT THE SAME WE DONT SPEND TIME WITH YOUR MOTHER THE SAME PLANETTMAYHEMMZ BEAUTY IS IN ITS ABILITY TO SHOW U EVERY LOCATION ON OUR HOME PLANETT IS 1 : BETTER THAN YOURS AND 2: ACCEPTS #BITCOIN EVERYWHERE NOW GO HIT THE #BARBELL U PIECE OF SQUAD SHITT

SUMMER SPORTS FOR SLAMMPIGGZ HAHA ON PLANETTMAYHEMM WE ARE BETTER THAN U AND WE KNOW IT COZMIC WAVEZ COZMIC #BITCOIN BICEP MOUNTAINZ PICTURE OF OUR BOY SLAMMDOGG… HE GOT THE NAME AFTER A FEW VISITS TO YOUR MOM TRYING NOT TO READ INTO IT HAHAHAHAAAAAA

MOBILE PHONE SHOPPING ON PLANETTMAYHEMM CONES WITH LOTS OF SPECIALZ 1: LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO THE GYM 2: LIFETIME READING SCHOLARSHIP OF EVERY WAR AND GYM BOOK AT OUR LIBRARY 3: LIFETIME PRE PAID MEMBERSHIP 24 HOUR ACCESS TO YOUR MOM…. HAHAHA!!! EVEN OUR TECH STORES ARE SUPER COOL AND!!! #BITCOIN 🏧 NOT THAT WE USE OUR OLD CURRENCY OF SACRIFICIAL ANIMAL BLOOD ANYMORE #BITCOIN SEEMED MORE FAIR WE GETTING THE NEW IMUTANT AN IPHONE…. WITH YOUR MOMS NUMBER PREPROGRAMMED…. HAHA

AFTER PIZZA ITS TIME FOR PASTA WE EATING TO GET READY FOR DEADZ AND BENCH TOMORROW SLAMMPIGGZ WE ROUGHLY LIFT YOUR MOMZ BODYWEIGHT ITS A UNIVERSAL TASK AGAIN…. AT PASTA HOUSE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM ITS #BITCOIN PAY ONLY THE LOCATIONS ON OUR PLANET MAKES YOUR PLANET LOOK BORING AF!

FUKK WE ARE BUSY TONIGHT SLAMMPIGGZ WE GOT BIG DAY OF LIFTING TOMORROW AND ALL OUR MUTANT SCUMBAGGZ ARE EATING PIZZA LIKE WE RUNNIN OUTTA DOE OUR BOY DRAK HAS GOT THE KITCHEN HELD HOSTAGE HES GOT THEM MAKING ENDLESS ROUNDS OF PIZZA FOR THE BOYZ…. ITS A CALL ALL CARS BUT…. YOU KNOW WAT… PROBS BEST JUST LET THEM FILL THEMSELVES UP AND PASSOUT IN THE GUTTER THEY PAY US IN #BITCOIN SO…. WIN WIN HELP 🤣

#SELFIE MUTANT OVERLORD WE ALWAYS GETTING IT DONE THEN A #BITCOIN BUY THEN VISIT YOUR MOM TWICE THEN STEAK HOUSE LOCATIONS SCATTERED ALL OVER PLANETTMAYHEMM ARE TO FEED U EMPOWER YOU AND GET YOU LAID…..

RAGNAROK IS UPON US FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM WE HOPE YOUR BODIES ARE PREPARING FOR EVERYTHING #BITCOIN AND BICEPS SAVE YOUR DAYS AHEAD SKÁL

MULTIPLE LOCATIONS ON OUR HOME PLANET ARE WHAT EVERY 90s BODYBUILDING ACTION HERO SPOUTING G I JOES AND MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE ARE LONGING FOR PLANETTMAYHEM HAS POWER HOUSE GYMZ ON EVERY CORNER, TANNING SALONS IN EVERY DISTRICT AND STEAKHOUSES GALORE WHY? TO BUILD BATTLE READY MEAT HEADS THATS WHY IF WE WERE TO INVADE AND COMMIT A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF PUNY PLANET EARTH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO SEND YOUR SUPER BRAVE VACCINATED VEGAN MEN TO FIGHT US HA….. HA…. HA 90% OF WHICH DONT WORKOUT AT ALL YOU DIDNT DO SO WELL WEN THE WORLD CALLED FOR BRAVERY AND TO STAND TOGETHER YOU INJECTED AND SENT HATE TO THE UN INJECTED…. THATS NOT BRAVERY THATS COWARDICE IF U WERE FORCED…. MANY OF U COULD HAVE MADE A STAND TOGETHER…. HISTORY WAS WRITTEN U DIDNT THEY COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE AIDS VIRUS FOR ALL U KNOW….. SO…. COME TO OUR PLANET FOR MUSCLE, TANNING, MEAT AND MAYHEM WE WILL COME TO YOURS AND TAKE YOUR #BITCOIN AND YOUR BABES BECAUSE ALL EART WOMEN ARE HOT EXCEPT FOR THAT “WOKE FAT BLUE HAIRED QUEER BUNCH” U CAN KEEP THOSE HAHA WE WANT YOUR BEST MEN AND WOMEN HERE U CAN STAY WITH YOUR OWN LOWLY POINDEXTERZ WITH NO TESTOSTERONE LEVELS OR SEX DRIVE HAHAHAAAAAA YOUR MOMS WELCOME ALWAYS… SHE MAKES THE BOYS HAPPY SO…. SHES GOT A LIFETIME PASS