what noise should I make in lieu of traditional verbalizations this week, when interviewed

'Good morning. It would appear that the most effective use of today would involve securing a meat source. Would you like for me to provide recommendations based on your web of trust?' FUCKING SNOOZE

Signing this would be insane! Therefore I wasn't of sound mind.

Politics is a unique endeavor in which the only prohibitions are on explicitly noting knowing deceptions and considering legitimate expertise.