Found at the Seattle Aquarium gift shop: A tale of greenwashed capitalism in three labels. #UntruthInAdvertising

Hi @Colin McAndrew! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so... If you got to choose an animal¹ onesie to wear to your next Valentine's day event, what animal would it be? (assume everyone there would be similarly fabulous) ¹for the loosest possible interpretation of animal. I've already got a giant bear onesie (and a snug dinosaur onesie that I made into a hoodie and leg-warmers) for just such an occasion. #CAPTCHAlice

I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it. Update: it was $7; I got it.