I made this meme, but...

If you see something, say something! Call them out and make sure they hear you! - "Hey! I like your shoes!" - "Thank you for opening that jar for me!" - "I'm glad you're here!" - "Do you need a hug??" - "The world is better because I know you're in it!" - "Your hair looks great!" - "Daamn! Have you been working out?" - "I hope you have a lovely day!" You never know which act of kindness will make all the difference to someone, so take every opportunity to be kind. Your kind words today may be why they're still around tomorrow. Also, it's a great way to make friends. #PSA #PracticeKindness #KindnessIsPunkAF

Two women (to me): "how do you do that? [pick locks]" Me: *describes the proce—* Guy (who doesn't pick locks): *sits down* "I saw a YouTube video of this guy, uh..." Me: "Lockpicking Lawyer. Yeah, he—” Guy: "—So first you..." *proceeds to re-explain what I was just saying a moment earlier* Me: 😐 #MansplainingWaterToFish

I told my kid, if they flushed butter and flour one more time, they'd roux the bidet.

#PSA: remember this holiday season that you don't have to buy *new* shit for folx. Hell, you don't *have* to buy anything. - hit up a thrift store - make something for someone - upcycle - trade with someone - skill swap - join a local buy nothing group - give something away - just spend time with someone - pirate something - do that one thing your partner really likes - message someone on Signal to tell them how much you appreciate them - just be you—that's enough 💝 —Love, Alice 💕

Hey mstdn.social I just got sucker-punched by an antisemitic bigot with the username "JewFreeFedi". This wouldn't have happened with moderated registration.

I wish there was a Mastodon setting to *completely* hide media posts without alt-text. Not only would I use it in a heartbeat, but I'd encourage all my followers to as well.