Jailed for smol crimes 😿

“It's a perfect week to push to PROD!” 🦔

Them: So what did you do this weekend? Me: The usual party stuff :3

They left a trail of rose petals to the bedroom, but the roomba had other plans...

BSDM stands for Business Data Systems Management

I just saw a BMW driver use their blinker. The end of times are upon us.

Find the kitty challenge

:finger_point:⁠boop

Jupiter has 97 moons and an outrageous werewolf problem