My web browser reverted back to #Google as the default search engine, and I couldn't even bear to look at the results. Immediately switched back to #DuckDuckGo.
Turns out it's near impossible to find Christmas Lights in the exact same color that I bought a few years ago. Of course they don't actually list the light temperature details on the packaging, because that'd be too easy. Great way to increase revenue for companies selling Christmas Lights, but such a scam.