"Hello, I would like one holocaust of cookies please."
"Actually, only 5,999,999 Jews died, so technically it wasn't a holocaust."
"You expect me to buy a house at these prices? I can't afford holocaust dollars."
Do the media literate never wonder why that, while even the fruitiest fruitcake loves to fantasize that they're Rambo, the reverse is never true? How many actual tough guys out there like to pretend they lead a therapy drum circle? It's a one way street.
