#quotestr You will be successful in love.

#quotestr Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.

#quotestr Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.

#quotestr Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was giving it last rites.

#quotestr The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner. -- Mark Twain