God placed the anus right next to the vagina for a reason ... so we would notice it:)

No amount of money Can make you free!! No amount of money can buy you Balls!! And only Balls ... Can set you free!!

The true utility of the Internet of Things. Warning: Never buy a smart condom.

My Campaign advisors are concerned about my profanity: Words like - F*ck, Sh*t, P*ss and others that are irresistible to me. So I agreed to hire a public speaking coach. Anyone with Tourette's Syndrome that might be interested in the job, Please DM me.

Intellect hinders as often as it helps in my experience.