You could not afford me. I charge $125,000 for face farting. Per fart.

People ask why I don't go on @joerogan. Truth is we haven't spoken since he snaked my twin dwarf Bangkok prostitutes a few years back. He's a Mr. Steal Your Girls.

My "real" phones are never turned on on my boat, in a car or anyplace I have been before. I use them in a crowded place once and discard.

How is it that, being chased by corrupt governments, cartels and other assorted agencies of interest, that I am able to enjoy my speedboats and other toys with impunity? Well ... Multiple passports and a bevy of press passes certainly don't hurt:)

@theemrsmcafee We are, Therefore, A fortunate couple. Instead of the habituated: "I love you" drivel Spouted constantly By those dreaming life Instead of living it ... We speak it seldom ... But live it 24 hours a day.

Excess is the key to longevity. Moderatiin is the key to early death.

I am content in here. I have friends. The food is good. All is well. Know that if I hang myself, a la Epstein, it will be no fault of mine.

If humans had been around during the triassic extinction there would have been no extinction. We would have passed legislation to prevent that volcano from erupting, or that comet from impacting. This Earth depends on our species. Do your job. Vote for "Power To The People".

I like the whips and chains.

Use crypto. Stop investing in it.