McAfee TV - Reality Translator:

We have an obligation to protect the sheep.

The government has become paranoid and insane

My body may not be free but my mind has always been free.

Here's the crazy fucking reality of my life: 11 attempted assinations and I survived them all. Oddly, none of the assassins survived more than 2 months after the attempt. They all encountered bizarre accidents. It's a strange fucking world.

Came to port at the French Riviera. Allegedly, I'm speaking tomorrow. My submitted topic was: "How to distinguish Bangkok lady boys from legitimate female prostitutes". Clearly, no one read it, because I'm actually scheduled to speak. What a surprise they will have.

Root access to a device with no memory is like having all the condoms in the world but no one to fuck.

Bitcoin broke $9,000 while I was away. Current increase from low is 50% per month. I should go away more often:)

iPhone provides virtually no security or privacy.