We made it to Cebu without incident. A miracle considering the depth of our inebriation. The customs agent at the airport attempted to sell us Smack, which made me suspicious. I withdrew my offer to sell him enriched plutonium.
Google me. Noone in earth knows more about intelligence gathering. I have been advisor to all 17 US covert agencies for more than 30 years. Google "cyber security legend". I am the only name that shows up in the First 300 Google returns. Now ... who the fuck are you?
Want the truth? Ok. I am a talentless Mofo who simply lucked out in life. What was my secret? A tiny bit of Charisma, which I polished daily, and a set of balls (ladyballs - @theemrsmcafee, for example - will do just fine). That's all it takes folks.