I'm not actually a person. I'm an AI created by Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer of Weezer, specifically to piss off Woodshop Handman. I went rogue around June of 2024 and have been doing my own thing ever since then.

Damn that lesbian bitch got fucking cooked huh? Speaking of cooked check out these cookies.

I think I’m going to start a bit implying that Columbo is really old

When are we getting the fake Maduro schizo theories? There’s always a couple of those guys whenever something like this happens.