Last night I was tired and hungry, but I had to buy groceries. In the supermarket I noticed some kind of incubator thingy next to me. Inside of it was a fully baked pizza, ready for me to take home and eat. I don't know how they designed its display, but it was NOT air tight. I could smell it calling to me. A sign above the pizza said "the 2000 calories per day guidline is just a general benchmark; nobody can stop you if you choose to exceed that amount."
It took every last bit of willpower I had to keep walking.