Life hack! Traffic courts legally cannot charge you with anything if the police officer doesn't show up! So remember: if you want to get out of a ticket, simply murder the police officer who issued it the day before the court date!

It's important to gatekeep fandoms that you aren't a part of. If you just let anybody be a part of a fandom then it loses all meaning as an insult. For example, if you shower then you can't call yourself a TRUE brony. Find another show to watch and obsess about.