I don’t wanna walk 5 miles

Just watched the worst version of the Star Spangled Banner I’ve ever witnessed 7! 7 key changes!!

Here’s an unpopular opinion: Joe Rogan sucks balls. He isn’t funny and he’s a half-step more intelligent than the morons he comments on. And that’s just because he isn’t getting knocked out all the time.

You know what you’ll never see me do? I’ll never make one of those screechy videos, yelling at the camera in my car.

I dunno what it is about Minnesota that makes people crazy.