Everybody's freaking out about the Bears today, but I thought they did pretty well against a team favored to win. 🤷‍♂️

Just a brilliant song. Jesse Welles prints good songs as fast as I concoct bad ideas.

If the White Sox finish the season 8-8 over the last 16 -- if they play .500 ball, which they have not over any stretch of this season -- they will still finish with the worst-ever record in modern baseball.

As is tradition, your Guaranteed Rate Crowd Report ahead of first pitch.

Back to the House of Horrors.

Apple Event - underwhelming in every way, and the definition of 'incremental update.'

Apple Air Pod Pro hearing aid feature kinda nice, but consider: grandma still won't wear them.

Alright, Bears. Not pretty. But good enough to steal one you weren't favored to win. Get better and 🐻⬇️.

Rational Brain: Give Caleb and the Bears time, it's his first game on the big stage. Meathead Brain:

Yet another test message.