“You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.” — Jimmy Carter Rest in peace, Mr. President, you kind soul.

As long as I live, I will never understand why America would rather elect a singularly worthless white rapist as president than an exceptionally impressive black woman.

The interesting thing about immigrants is that without them, neither Trump nor Vance would have wives.

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

Musk’s Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2024: $454.1 billion Bezos’ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2024: $242.3 billion Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2024: $210.1 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2024: $7.25 It’s not the start of an oligarchy. We’re in the thick of it.

By far the most important gifts in America this Christmas: banned books and vaccinations.

Let’s make one thing clear: Matt Gaetz didn’t have sex with a minor. Matt Gaetz raped a minor. Words matter.

The House Ethics Committee report on Matt Gaetz is everything Republicans dreamed Hunter Biden’s laptop would be.

Just a thought: Instead of ignoring the blatant corruption of our Supreme Court, how about we impeach and prosecute these criminal justices?