The fact that they decided to publish Hillary Clinton’s emails in 2016 to support Donald Trump, and decided not to publish Donald Trump’s emails in 2024 to support Donald Trump, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with our political mainstream media.

1. You call him “President” or “former President”? Call her “Vice President”. 2. You call him Trump? Call her Harris. 3. You call her just Kamala? Call him just Donald. Stop denying a woman her authority and status while emphasizing that of a man.

Listen, all I’m saying is that I’ve seen more pictures of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein together than I have of Donald Trump and his son Barron.

Can we all please agree not to repeat this idiotic experiment where we give a dumb orange TV host and shady real estate developer with no government knowledge, 6 bankruptcies, 42 sexual assault allegations, 7,384 lawsuits, and $5,563,000,000 in debt our nuclear secrets?

The new well-deserved VP Harris cover of TIME. — For those wondering, the sound you hear is a toddler temper tantrum at Mar-a-Lago.

I’m not moving on from this. The American people have a right to know if Trump’s claim of being hit by a bullet was a lie. — If so, we demand daily front-page stories about Trump’s fake gunshot wound until Election Day.

Just for those who may be a little confused: An abortion after birth is called a school shooting.

Generations after us will learn that we defeated hatred and fascism with laughter and joy.

Harris/Walz will give fourth graders free lunches, while Trump/Vance will force them to give birth. — It’s as simple as that.

Top 8 largest Dow Jones drops in American history. 1. Trump, 3/9/20: -2,014 2. Trump, 3/11/20: -1,465 3. Trump, 2/27/20: -1,191 4. Trump, 2/5/18: -1,175 5. Trump, 2/8/18: -1,032 6. Trump, 2/24/20: -1,031 7. Trump, 2/25/20: -879 8. Trump, 10/10/18: -831 “Trump Cash” my ass.