LinkedIn is social media the same way that thing with cake in the conference room last Friday was a “party.”

"Bonobo. James Bonobo." Is a thing I just thought of solely to justify saying "Miss Monkeypenny."

Try to live your life in such a way that, after it ends, people don't use words like "complicated legacy" to describe it.

Microsoft’s drive encryption technology: BitLocker. Microsoft’s executive culture: BotLicker. #Copilot

I boost my old toots to conserve the rare earth elements that would be consumed to manufacture new ones.

Oh, no, you found a flaw in the logic of my joke! Now I’m going to prison.

I’ve noticed a number of sites also recognize and reject iCloud’s per-site email addresses. This is, as Alex says, sketchy as fuck. If you insist on only accepting my “real” email address, you can’t be trusted with it.

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Dear services that refuse email addresses that have the name of the service in the address: We domain owners do that because we do not trust you n...

🎶 in the key of Cake: I want a workday with a short to do list and a looooooooooong lunch break.

Forgot the term "thread count" so I just asked what resolution these sheets were.

2026 World Introvert Day parade hailed as a massive success due to record low turnout. #WorldIntrovertDay