I new she wuz tryna foo mee 🤬 again freum diz morning 🌅

Daam 🦫 bich came out lookon like a torpedo ahn shit 🍵 😷

I best gitta can ☕

Now dey 🤣 sayon dat jeewz 🪳 👃 bee 🐝 smellon like dirty socks 🧦

I can't leave dah fish 🐟 unattended fah too long cuz dah jeewz 🪳 mite trytoo snif 👃 it

Daam 🦫 she likon diz pack a chee 🧀 😋 ahn crackerz 🍘 she prolly wun't anotha one 🕐

Whoodafuk iz sayon 🦜 shit 🍵 doe 😒 🏪

Why i only gotz 122 followes iz yah beeon jeiwsh 👃 👈😬

Hay jeewbag 👃 🤮

We're mah dang notify's at jewie! 👈🤬