I git'n a 3pc fry chiken 🍗 🥹 too see if diz bich swim 🌊 😨 🌪️ 🏊 wif daat

I juz kilt diz filthy jeew 👃 roach 🪳 in mah kitchen i new 🆕 dey 🐔 wuz gon trytoo ruin mah Christmas 🎄 🎁 😫

Maine fuk yah notify's den 😬

Daz why i prolly habtoo git crunk't 🍷 tanite 🌃 🏪 😫

Diz bich din't swim 🌊 😨 🌪️ 🏊 tooday 📆 we're she hided all dat foo 🍔 🍟 🥤 😋

We're mah notify's! 👃 👈🤬

Diz bih gotsum egg 🍳 wif gridz 🥣 😋

I'm ova heah 🏪 tryna make sho i don't fuk yo azz 😷 up #nohomo

I prolly gitta can ☕ shortley

Dey 👃 👈 😬 stealon mah notify's!