Work/personal news: I recently scored one of these kickass things off my sponsor Lovense and I am pretty excited because I am a big nerd who enjoys smart features (yes, I know there are data issues that come with smart #SexToys - I am fully informed and consenting) My problem is there is too much I want to do with it to fit into one blog post.
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Remote Control G-Spot & Clitoral Dual Stimulation Thumper Rabbit Vibrator
The Lovense Osci 3 is a powerful dual stimulating rabbit vibrator designed for G-spot and clitoral ecstasy. With its thumping motion, remote contro...
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I'm so delighted that I complied with the Online Safety Act, blocking an accessibility feature on my site from UK users to 'protect the children' while Elon Musk's site can just generate CSAM with total impunity.
NEW blog! Contains one of my favourite sentences in the English language: “You don’t have to do anything – just lie there and get filled up with my cum.”
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Fill me with cum: Not quite asleep, very clearly consenting | Girl on the Net
You're gonna fill me with cum while I'm sleepy and zoned out, you say? That's only one of my favourite things in the world...
 #cum #sleep #sex
#ICYMI this week's new #AudioPorn!
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Skilful seduction (do not shatter) | Girl on the Net
She doesn't know what she needs, but her body isn't working. She feels broken and alone. And then he embarks on some pretty skilful seduc...
 If you like something soft and intimate with lots of kissing. If you prefer something fucking disgusting, here's last week's:
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Spit in my mouth (and elsewhere) | Girl on the Net
I want you to spit in my mouth. And crucially, I also think it’s gross when you spit in my mouth. There aren’t many sexual acts about w...
 I cater to a range of tastes.
"My favourite thing is when my dom brags about me, or is telling someone about what I do for them and the other person gets super jealous that they don’t have someone like me." Fantastic guest blog from this time last year by Harley <3
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Guest blog: Why I love being a domestic service sub | Harley
What is the appeal of cleaning someone else&#039;s house? Guest blogger Harley explains why being a domestic service sub is so rewarding...
EPIC 2025 round-up, a year of truly astonishing guest contributions. I will never be able to do justice to the awesome people who share them. But I've tried. Grab a cup of tea/glass of wine/sex toy of your choice and explore...
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2025 sex blog round-up: top audio porn, smut + more! | Girl on the Net
Most popular free audio porn, free erotica, guest sex blogs and more - highlights of the most popular posts and audio on Girl on the Net in 2025.
 #NewYear #SexBlog
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2025 sex blog round-up: top audio porn, smut + more! | Girl on the Net
Most popular free audio porn, free erotica, guest sex blogs and more - highlights of the most popular posts and audio on Girl on the Net in 2025.
This basically never happens, but today my Dad told me a story about when I was little. He used to read to me from Winnie the Pooh, and he’d do SUCH good voices. His Piglet was truly world class. Today he was talking about it and saying he remembered asking me why I closed my eyes while he was reading, instead of looking at the illustrations. And apparently I replied: “The pictures in my head are always better.”
I absolutely love central London at this time of year - chill and beautifully peaceful cos so many people have gone away for Xmas ❤️
I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone. NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own.
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Do it on your own | Do it alone. Do it scared. But do it.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but some of you will so I’ll say it. That thing you’ve been itching to do for ages? You should do it on ...
 Gorgeous art by [@stuart_cb](
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"He slaps my tits with the spoon. Direct blows to the front of them. Your hands are at my ass, each holding one on my cheeks." NEW #AudioPorn by @Sundial - the next in her amazing Sunday series to round off your weekend!
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Sunday (part 6): Please - a Sunday spanking | Girl on the Net
Spanked by two men, teased and tormented with the promise of a fuck... next incredible instalment in Sundial&#039;s Sunday series of audio porn.