Bored developers accidentally turned their watercooler into a bootleg brewery Revenge on managers who slow things down is a drink best served with floating fungus Who, Me?  The world of work can sometimes drive IT pros to drink, leaving them more likely to make the sort of mistakes that The Register celebrates each week in Who, Me? It’s our reader-contributed column in which you share stories of making a me… #theregister #IT
Trump says Michael Dell is part of the team buying TikTok, with Larry Ellison and maybe some Murdochs The Register looks forward to a briefing on Dell’s future hyperscale sovereign SaaS platform Dell CEO Michael Dell is part of the consortium that intends to acquire TikTok’s US operations, according to US president Donald Trump.… #theregister #IT
Tech troubles create aviation chaos on both sides of the Atlantic ‘Cyber-attack’ on ticketing outfit Collins and cable cuts at Dallas ground hundreds of flights Technology problems hit the commercial aviation industry hard over the weekend, leading to hundreds of cancelled flights and myriad delays on both sides of the Atlantic.… #theregister #IT
Huawei used its own silicon to re-educate DeepSeek so its output won’t bother Beijing PLUS: India ponders tax breaks for datacenters; Samsung plans hiring spree; Taliban bans fiber internet; and more Asia In Brief  Huawei last week revealed that China’s Zhejiang University used its Ascend 1000 accelerators to create a version of DeepSeek’s R1 model that improves on the original by producing … #theregister #IT
Ransomware attack linked to museum break-in and theft of golden exhibits PLUS: Luxury brands under fire; FBI warns crims are spoofing it again; ICE buys phone cracking software Infosec in brief  Online criminals prefer to deal in digital assets, but a side effect of a ransomware attack has seen a French museum robbed of $705,000 in physical gold nuggets.… #theregister #IT
Firewall upgrade linked to four deaths after Australian telco cut off emergency calls Optus was unaware network changes caused a problem, and ignored some customer complaints Australian telco Optus says its staff may not have followed established processes when a firewall upgrade they conducted resulted in customers not being able to call emergency emergency services for fourteen hour… #theregister #IT
Make Windows 11 more useful and less annoying with these 11 Registry hacks From pain-free shutdowns to crap-free search, these tweaks will improve your experience hands on  Windows 11 has a number of puzzling or annoying UI changes from Windows 10 that power users might wish to change. But you can't make these tweaks from the Settings menu or even the legacy Control Panel. To make… #theregister #IT
SaaS vendors are hiking costs faster than inflation, but squeaky wheels can still get deals And also force them to improve resilience SaaS vendors are increasing prices faster than both inflation and the typical growth rate of corporate IT budgets, but Gartner VP analyst Jo Liversidge thinks that canny buyers can reduce their bills by anticipating price hikes and planning to negotia… #theregister #IT
Britain jumps into bed with Palantir in £1.5B defense pact Arrangement follows big tech tie-ins claiming to offer £31B investment The UK has struck a defense deal with US spy-tech biz Palantir, which the government says will unlock £1.5 billion ($2 billion) of investment in Britain.… #theregister #IT
Trump admin says tech companies are abusing H-1B visas, slaps $100k a year to allow entry It will hit outsourcing companies hardest On Friday, President Trump signed a presidential proclamation to sharply raise the cost of employing H-1B workers by restricting entry unless employers make a $100,000 payment with the petition.… #theregister #IT